Recently I came across a blog where the person found it offensive to be called
I freely admit that I am a high maintenance sort of woman. And why not? There is nothing wrong with that, if you ask me.
When you google high maintenance it will show you the following:
A high maintenance person will require a lot of attention, time, money and/or effort!
Of course a person like me requires a lot attention. The key here is the right kind of attention in a specific time frame. If I call you, and you must be special in order for me to do so, pick up- after the first ring, please! When I am about to meet you, do yourself a favour, hang on to your life and be on time!!! When I want to go for a run, do join me, it will be fun- at least for me and that is the most important thing, right?!
And yes, I do invest in my body first. I like to look nice! And you like it when I do, right?
I shave, plug, trim, exfoliate and pamper myself with the best tools and ingredients on the market. Why? Because I can! Because I want to!
And if you want to brighten my day, show up with a single flower (I prefer sunflowers), a bottle of whiskey and polished shoes. Thank you very much and yes, that is necessary!
You might not be able to give what I desire? “Heck, where there’s a way, there’s a will”, she says, pouting.
You want to stay in my life long-term? Darling the answer is as easy as breathing:
All I want for you is to reach for the brightest star on a clear night and serve it to me on a silver plate! I won’t settle for less! And once I got that star, there is no stopping me- I always aim for more. Of course I do!
What you get in return?!?
The best wicked person I can possibly be! Friend or foe- you will love me!