This is my lovely cat Belle. She is the queen of the house:
Now for those who don’t speak cat, let me translate what she is communicating here:
Belle: You are not a very nice human, in fact, I might reconsider, having you for my mum!
Me: Why? What is wrong??? What did I do?
Belle: *fuming* You bought the wrong cat food! On purpose!!! I am not amused and will be on strike for as long as it takes!
Me: But there are around 15 packets of very good frozen cat food in the freezer, which cost a lot! What am I supposed to do with it?!
Belle: *hissing* If it is so good, why don’t you eat it?!
This is the life of a cat person!