My children won’t have a sex life!!!

Recently I read a post from this lovely person:

https://kidscrumbsandcrackers.wordpress.com/2016/02/20/finders-keepers-%F0%9F%98%89/

and wondered, will I ever find other bodies which don’t belong to my household???

The thought alone gives me strawberry skin, it makes me shiver and it feels like something is crawling up and down my spine, something slimy you don’t wantΒ  and frankly I wish that my children would wait with everything sex related until they are married and moved out!

Which means they should be in their late 20s!!! Awwwww isn’t that a nice daydream?

When I think back, once my mother found me in bed with my boyfriend when I was still young and thought I was very much in loooooove. By then I didn’t know that it is possible to nearly faint while you get shouted at by your mum!

Once I got my driving license I used to sleep at my boyfriends. Did I mention he also still lived at home. But hey, when you are young you don’t care (that much).

So, how would I feel when my son or daughter even have the guts to ask me, whether or not someone they think they are in love with, could stay over night?

I probably throw up…. just kidding….not…. well, I don’t know. I really don’t.

The rules here in house Free are very strict:

Stay away from the opposite sex. Stay away from the same sex- whichever you prefer, as long as possible! Once you think you are in looooove, it is high likely you get your heart broken. The longer you wait, the better.

Which brings us to the next rule:

Don’t get married before your late 20s or even better early 30s. How likely is it nowadays that you stay married when you met young??? Get my point? It is way to tempting to just throw something away instead to fix it…

Would it be mean of me, just to say “no” when get asked the “over-night-question”? I already feel uncomfortable about it. I don’t want this to happen- EVER!

Ah maybe I am lucky and they move out early, with a part time job, studying something great… being on their own feet.

Then I can pretend, they do nothing but work and study and that they don’t have time for relationships and everything that comes with it.

Yeah. I stick with that!!!

Franky

3 thoughts on “My children won’t have a sex life!!!

  1. Hi Frankie thank you for the mention 😁 your post is interesting and a great debate.

    For the record I’ve always allowed “just friends” over to stay – hell my household is soooo busy – another mouth to feed is no biggie 😊 The boys were only allowed their long term partners to sleep over – and this obviously had to be planned due to the logistics of them sharing a room – they’re close – but not that close πŸ˜„

    I wouldn’t tolerate a “one night stand” ever – I have to consider the fact the girls are young and impressionable. In saying that the boys are not into the one night stands – although my eldest shagged his way through university but lived away from home at that time 😁

    As their mother I have no I interest in their sex lives – apart from safety, respect and precautions 😊

    You’ve just given me an idea for a post regarding having older children living at home and the impact on mine and Jeff’s sex life πŸ˜„πŸ˜„

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