Mirror mirror on the wall- who is the fairest spring chicken of all???

Do you ever look in the mirror and wonder who that person is that stares at you?

Normally I look in the mirror and think to myself

“Oh helloooo you hot cute spring chicken, how are you today?”

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But these days I barely recognize myself! I am down with a bad cold that just don’t want to move on to another person. And my eyes are so puffy, they look like a snow ramp, ready for the next ski-run!

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I always loved my bright grey-blue eyes, one of my best and favourite body parts! But since I have toddlers, sleep is overrated and yesterday I was so fed up, that I ordered a Creme de Lamer eye sample though I only use natural products but this time I want to believe, that something very expansive MUST WORK WONDERS!!! Quick wonders, please!!!

And than my skin! Oh my… I really love the UK, every time I have been here, I felt at home, and I am proud to know that one day (when I am Stonehenge-old) I will die here.  But what I didn’t expect is, that the tap water  contains so much chlorine! It made my skin so spotty, that the only skincare I can use now is pure coconut oil(Did I mention I love to try new products??? Like “real” brand products?!).

I still get little spots and once they move on they leave their rubbish in form of a dark mark which seems to take forever to vanish on my once flawless skin!

I have given birth to 4 children, but does that mean, I have to exercise that hard just to prevent my behind to kiss my knee pits??? I always wanted a smaller bum, back then it was so round (still small though), that you could have put a teacup on it, now it is still small but more flattish-er-kind-of-sort…

My boobs have gone too! After breastfeeding they decided  to just shrink away. Well I am fine with that. My babies might have loved the huge soft cleavage, but I personally found them very unpractical, especially when it came to sport or sleep on the belly. BUT sometimes it would be nice to actually find a bra that fits!!!

So mirror mirror on the wall, today I would like a wonder-pill which kills my cold and with it all symptoms, a chemical face peeling, a tiny bum lifting oh and maybe if that is not too much asked for, I would also like to get my once very thick hair back!

THANK YOU!

Franky

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